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My French has deteriorated so much and I put it all down to my ears: I was quite good once but now all I hear is a tirade of sounds. In response, I give a mixture of German, Spanish and Frenc so now we are both confused.

As I cycle along I notice other new symptoms with my ears associated with dehydration and salt loss. I wil take these back to the specialist and between them we'll sort of the problem and my French