Talking Gibberish - Esprels - August 20th

Campsites are set up for a particular type of clientelle. Ones with air conditioned cars and big tents, with fridges. The sign at reception says call Boris on this number. But what if your cell phone does not work because the phone company have bungled the top up? And what if cramp sets in when you get off the bike and you can't speak properly because of dehydration? Well then a lovely French lady calls the number for you and Boris arrives. He's very helpful but charges the same full rate for Bike and my little Tent. Plus extra for the showers. He's the one talking gibberish