Frozen Asset

Poor Bike, he doesn't like snow. It makes him look like something from that disaster movie: "The Day After Tomorrow". Everything freezes up under chunks of ice and the panniers get covered in layers of snow.

But he presses on gamely, across fields, up banks to get back onto the road when the cycle path suddenly ends, through icy tracks in the woods. Nothing stops him

If Scott had taken Bike with him he'd have got back from the Antarctic, or at least Bike would have.

Sure it looks nice now, but you should have been with us outside Haag yesterday

That's more like it