Nether Regions

I am going to talk about an intimate subject, so those of you of a sensitive disposition please look away now. You see, it's my bum. It's numb. In fact, I haven't really felt it since Arras.

Let me say up front that I really like my saddle but it doesn't prevent the numbness. In fact, the real problem is that it is not just the bum, it's all the surrounding regions and that's not where you want numbness.

I hope that there is no long lasting effect but it could be the most effective contraception ever invented. Well a sort of pre-contraceptive. Could it be that the way to slow population growth is to give everyone a cheap Chinese bicycle. Maybe that's what the Chinese Government did.

So the name Saddleman has taken on a whole new meaning. With the result that unless this numbness goes away, now there can never be another like him.

Saddleman - 'Taking you places you may not want to go".