Friday, 5 March 2010

Yeah, That´s What I´ll Tell Her

I have been practicing my interview with Sandy Tostvig once I get back from this trip. She´s bound to invite me to appear on Excess Baggage´ on Radio 4 even if only to fill up five minutes at no cost to help balance the BBC´s books.

My worry is that at some time she will ask me why, I did it and I won´t be able to tell her

But nice person that she is, she´ll try to help. "Well Saddleman" She´ll say, "Some charity must have done very well from your trip".

"No", I´ll reply. "I didn´t do it for that".

"Come on", She´ll feign disbelief. "I don´t believe it. What have you raised so far?"

"Well Sandy", I´ll say. "Until now I reckon that I may have raised, Oh.... about 50 people´s spirits". Yes, that´s what I´ll tell her.

Meanwhile, Bike is working on a better response so that he can see Sandy instead of me.

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